Ontem fui raptada por extraterrestres. Enquanto o meu namorado via o Benfica.
Estava muito assustada, mas assim que chegamos, pude ver que Jupiter afinal não era assim tão mau.
Conheci um marciano que ali passava férias e rapidamente nos apaixonamos.
Qual não foi o meu espanto, quando um belo dia encontrei o meu marciano na cama com uma plutoniana!
Telefonei para o meu namorado, chorando e implorando para me aceitar de volta.
Ele disse que sim, desde que eu não viesse verde.
Eu fiquei feliz, porque eu não tinha mudado nada...
E assim, foi, juntamo-nos e juntos criamos o "nosso" filho marciano "verdete", e fomos uma familia muito feliz :)
Well when you go
So never think I'll make you try to stay
And maybe when you get back
I'll be off to find another way
And after all this time that you still owe
You're still the good-for-nothing I don't know
So take your gloves and get out
Better get out
While you can
When you go
And would you even turn to say
I don't love you
Like I did
Yesterday
Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading
So sick and tired of all the needless beating
But baby when they knock you
Down and out
It's where you oughta stay
And after all the blood that you still owe
Another dollar's just another blow
So fix your eyes and get up
Better get up
While you can
When you go
And would you even turn to say
I don't love you
Like I did
Yesterday
When you go
And would you have the guts to say
I don't love you
Like I loved you
If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll outta bed in the morning
And throw on what i wanted then go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
Cause they'd stick up for me
(Chorus)
If I were a boy
I think i could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear i'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cause I Know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
If were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone its broken
So they'd think that i was sleepin alone
I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waitin' for me to come home
To come home
(Chorus)
If I were a boy
I think i could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear i'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cause I Know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
It's a little too late for you to come back
Say its just a mistake
Think i'd forgive you like that
If you thought i would wait for you
You thought wrong
(Chorus)
But you're just a boy
You don't understand
Yeah you don't understand
How it feels to love a girl someday
You wish you were a better man
You don't listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you've taken her for granted
And everything you have got destroyed
But you're just a boy
*edit*
retirando o que tinha escrito...
concordo plenamente.